I. Am. Fucking. Ecstatic.

Seriously.

Holy shit. In less than a week, I will have officially started an acting career.

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I have had it with these motherfucking __________s on this motherfucking __________.

Holy fuck, there's a lot of birthdays coming up.

In other news, I just ordered a kilt.

People are pissing me off.

Damn, I feel like I've been under a rock the last few weeks.

For anyone who might still be wondering about what I wrote yesterday, it was an April Fool's joke. You guys didn't think you were getting rid of me that easily, did you?

And hell, I thought it was better than a rickroll.